Stupid Robber & Irony Story # 12,392

Surprise, Surprise, Surprise!

Frank Morello figured he would be a good neighbor and offer to lend a hand when he looked down Goosepecker Ridge Road and saw a young man using a four-wheeler to pull a pickup truck from a ditch.

Morello got the shock of his life, however, when he got close enough to see that the four-wheeler, and the coins and jewelry scattered in the back of the pickup, were all his own.

"I went to call the cops and I saw he trashed my house," Morello said.

God has a wicked sense of humor sometimes.


Mr Minority