Sunday, December 02, 2007

Let's Face It, the Chicken Littles Hate Humans

Global Warming Chicken Littles are loons!

You have some that want to kill off people, because people are ruining the planet, you have some not-the-cleanest-diaper-in-the-nursery ones sterilizing themselves (not a bad idea actually), and the rest are blaming everything from cars to light bulbs on the mythical Man Made Global Warming.

So now we have to find additional ways in which people are killing the planet we have some over paid researchers saying divorce is bad!
UNHAPPY couples used to stick together for the sake of the kids. Now they can make the best of a bad marriage in the name of being environmentally friendly.

Scientists have quantified for the first time the extent to which divorce damages the environment. The researchers found that the combined use of electricity across the two new households created rose 53% while water use was up by 42%.

Across America – one of 12 countries studied – divorced households used 73 billion kilowatt-hours of electricity in 2005 that could have been saved if the families had not split up. That is equivalent to about a fifth of Britain’s consumption.

So? What are the Goracle slaves and Chicken Littles going to do?

"Save the Planet!! Driven wimpy hybrid cars, use these weak illuminating toxic florescent squiggly lights, use NO2 (which is 4x worse than CO2) emitting ethanol, reduce that carbon footprint and don't get divorced!!!"

If these eco-saviors truly believe their own tripe and truly want to save the planet from burning up, then I have a solution:
- All those "scientists", eco-hippies, Goracle groupies and Chicken Littles need to move to some 3rd world county and totally live caveman style.
- No shoes and no clothes, because those use energy to produce and they can make their own by hand use the natural materials around them.
- No tool or utensils, unless they make their own.
- Oh, and no fire, because fires emit nasty gases. And no sheep, cows pigs or goats, because they emit nasty greenhouse gases too.

I'd give them a week.

Mr Minority