Monday, April 04, 2005

What's With the Left and Their Tossing of Food?

Why does the Left have an affinity for tossing food? A couple of months ago, two Leftie Nut Cases, tossed pies at Ann Coulter, tomatoes were tossed at Dick Cheney's limo, William Kristol got a pie, and now another basement dwelling Leftie tossed Salad Dressing (it was probably Fwench Dressing) at Pat Buchanan.
Commentator and former presidential candidate Pat Buchanan cut short an appearance after an opponent of his conservative views doused him with salad dressing.

"Stop the bigotry!" the demonstrator shouted as he hurled the liquid Thursday night during the program at Western Michigan University. The incident came just two days after another noted conservative, William Kristol, was struck by a pie during an appearance at a college in Indiana.

Does the Left hate food as much as they hate the Right? Or are they just too stupid to realize that being hit by food has no impact? So what, that Buchanan was hit by salad dressing, a rock would have been better. The only thing I would be worried about, would be getting hit by Tofu, that is a toxic food substance that has rotted the brains of many and turned them into Lefties. Please what ever you do, don't hit me with Tofu, or a pomegranate, they hurt and stain your clothes.

Mr Minority