Saturday, June 26, 2004

Long (Middle) Arm of the Law

I always wondered why Judges wore those long black robes:
OKLAHOMA CITY (AP) — Oklahoma Attorney General Drew Edmondson is seeking the ouster of a Creek County judge who allegedly engaged in improper sexual conduct during court proceedings.

Edmondson filed a petition Wednesday with the state Court on the Judiciary against District Judge Donald D. Thompson of Sapulpa.

Thompson, 57, placed himself in a position where his female court reporter viewed him using a penis pump multiple times, Edmondson alleged in the petition. The document also alleges that a court reporter saw other improper sexual conduct on a number of occasions.

Ahh, so Judge Thompson is one of those Fidiots™ that actually respond to Spam e-mail. Oh, I see he is from Oklahoma, they need the Penis Pump - small brains and dicks.
Thompson couldn't be reached for comment Wednesday, but did deny the allegations during an investigation, Edmondson's petition stated.

He was probably busy in his chambers with his Blow-up Life-Like Erotic Sheep doll, and couldn't be bothered.
Among witnesses listed in Edmondson's petition are court personnel, the Sapulpa police chief and police officers who were present at a criminal trial in Thompson's court.

They probably didn't see anything, no Electron Microscopes allowed in the courtroom. hehehehe
In September 2000, Lisa K. Foster, court reporter for Thompson for 15 years, first started hearing a noise that "sounded like a blood pressure cuff being pumped up," the petition by Edmondson stated. Foster told investigators she witnessed the judge's sexual behavior "fifteen to twenty times."

15 or 20 Times?!?!?!?! Damn girl, why didn't you report it the first time? Got your jollies by seeing this old curmudgeon play PUMP ME UP! with his little winkie, eh?
Edmondson alleges that Thomspon fired Foster after hearing she had cooperated with the investigation against him.

What, wouldn't the Judge play hide the Vienna Sausage with you anymore? so you snitched on him? That's gratitude for you.
Thompson admitted the penis pump was under the bench during a criminal trial on Aug. 22, 2003, and at other times but denied using the pump, Edmondson's petition stated.

"He testified the pump was a gag gift from a friend," the petition stated.

Gag gift, eh? Rrrriiiight. Old Thompson couldn't gag a gnat, what a lying sack of Judicial Shit.
Thompson served six years in the state House of Representatives starting in 1975.

Oh that explains it, he was previously a whore, and now that he is on the bench, he needed to satify his cravings by Spanking the Monkey during trial.

Momma always told me if I did that, I would go blind - and now I see JUSTICE IS BLIND!

Mr Minority