Mr Minority's New Mascot
Allan over at the Barking MoonBat Early Warning System suggests that I need a mascot and that Beamer my cat would make a great mascot.
I agree with him, and asked Beamer if he would consider it. Of course he said yes, so I present you:
Beamer Stalker of Rodents from the Left!!
By day a mild mannered cat, who eats, sleeps, purrs and licks his missing 'nads. But by night he turns in Beamer Stalker of Rodents from the Left!!. He cruise the town looking for the Clueless Moonbat to make a inane statement about the War on Terrorism, 1/2 truth about Abu Ghraib, or voice his/her support for John Kerry, he pounces, knocks them down (you ever had a 25 lb cat jump on you?), stands on their chest (I know about that one) and then proceeds to tear their tongue out of their mouth. He spits the tongue back at them, and hands them a little card which reads:
After a hard night of fighting the evil Liberal, he retires to our home, where he gobbles down 2 lbs of Friskies, and proceeds to purr, sleep and lick his previosly removed 'nads.
All Hail Beamer - Stalker of Rodents from the Left!!
Mr Minority - Caretaker of the Beamer
I agree with him, and asked Beamer if he would consider it. Of course he said yes, so I present you:
By day a mild mannered cat, who eats, sleeps, purrs and licks his missing 'nads. But by night he turns in Beamer Stalker of Rodents from the Left!!. He cruise the town looking for the Clueless Moonbat to make a inane statement about the War on Terrorism, 1/2 truth about Abu Ghraib, or voice his/her support for John Kerry, he pounces, knocks them down (you ever had a 25 lb cat jump on you?), stands on their chest (I know about that one) and then proceeds to tear their tongue out of their mouth. He spits the tongue back at them, and hands them a little card which reads:
"You have been found lacking in brains and justice has been served. Now pick up your tongue, start checking your facts before making stupid statements. If for some reason you continue in this Foronic(tm) behavior, I will been forced to rip off another appendage, but lower on your body."
After a hard night of fighting the evil Liberal, he retires to our home, where he gobbles down 2 lbs of Friskies, and proceeds to purr, sleep and lick his previosly removed 'nads.
All Hail Beamer - Stalker of Rodents from the Left!!
Mr Minority - Caretaker of the Beamer
