Friday, August 31, 2007

Don't Tell Me Someone Could Be That Dumb.... I Stand Corrected

Let's play the imagine game:

Imagine you are a dope dealer, and you need to make some money. Now imagine you get a call from doper that wants to score a little pot for the weekend. What do you do?

How about trying to pass off a bag of broccoli as some good quality MaryJane!
A head of broccoli proved costly this week for two local men: One lost $500, the other his freedom in a Lansdale ''drug'' deal that a police officer said might be a first.

Christopher Kratz, 20, of Amity Township, Berks County, was arrested Monday after selling Matthew Dietrich, 21, of 280 Carrie Lane, Lower Salford Township, a $500 bag of the green vegetable he was trying to pass off as marijuana, Lansdale police said.

Dietrich, who police say dialed 911 to alert them to the drug deal gone bad, also faces charges after he allegedly made up a story about being roughed up and robbed behind the Walgreens pharmacy on W. Main Street.

Okay, Okay, tell me this - Which dude is stupider? The guy trying to pass broccoli as pot, or the moron calling the cops because he got burnt?

In the grand scheme of things, it makes no difference, because they are both dumber than a bag of Jessica Simpsons.

Mr Minority

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