As if We Didn't Have Enough of Our Own!!
This one pisses me off, but not for a reason you would think about. But first read about it.
What the Hell is the FDA Thinking!!! Not because they are using leeches for medical treatment, but because they are allowing the Fwench to import them into OUR country!!
Stupid FDA, we have enough leeches here in America, we don't need the smelly Fwench leeches. Our leeches are called "Democrats", "Kennedys" and "Crack Smoking Welfare Mommas". Our leeches are sucking out the Nation's life blood, and are useless for medical treatment, but at least they are ours and not Fwench. If we could train our leeches to be a benefit to society, then maybe we also could use them for medical devices (visualize Ted Kennedy's Head as an Anal Probe, or John Kerry's face for Shock Treatment). I am not against foreign imports, but we don't need anything from the Fwench, so let us develop our own, and not have to rely upon the Cheese Eating Surrender Monkeys to supply leeches to us. Hell I bet our leeches don't smell like 5 day old Brie rotting in the sun either.
Buy American - Screw the Fwench!!
Mr Minority
The Associated Press - June 28, 2004
WASHINGTON - The government has lent its seal of approval to marketing an age-old medical device — leeches. The Food and Drug Administration said Monday that Ricarimpex SAS, a French firm, is the first company to request and receive FDA clearance to market the bloodsucking aquatic animals as medical devices.
What the Hell is the FDA Thinking!!! Not because they are using leeches for medical treatment, but because they are allowing the Fwench to import them into OUR country!!
Stupid FDA, we have enough leeches here in America, we don't need the smelly Fwench leeches. Our leeches are called "Democrats", "Kennedys" and "Crack Smoking Welfare Mommas". Our leeches are sucking out the Nation's life blood, and are useless for medical treatment, but at least they are ours and not Fwench. If we could train our leeches to be a benefit to society, then maybe we also could use them for medical devices (visualize Ted Kennedy's Head as an Anal Probe, or John Kerry's face for Shock Treatment). I am not against foreign imports, but we don't need anything from the Fwench, so let us develop our own, and not have to rely upon the Cheese Eating Surrender Monkeys to supply leeches to us. Hell I bet our leeches don't smell like 5 day old Brie rotting in the sun either.
Buy American - Screw the Fwench!!
Mr Minority
