Wednesday, May 09, 2007

Feeling Guilty? There is a Cure !

Do you moose your hair like John "Silky Pony" Edwards? Did you accidentally admit that you listen to the Dixie Chicks? Or maybe you had a wild and random thought that Universities are great, and open minded in teaching our children. Don't feeling guilty about feeling a tad bit Liberal, get yourself a "Conservative Credit" offset from RightPundits!
In an effort to finally make a positive contribution to society, we here at Right Pundits have decided to share our overabundance of conservativeness with those who are struggling to free themselves from the grip of liberalism threatening their good nature.

Are you feeling liberal today? Have you any inclination to refer to unemployed bums as “the poor”? Are you planning to sell off your gun collection, cheerfully pay your taxes, visit Canada. attend your son’s gay wedding, or (gulp) date a vegetarian?

Right Pundits will hereby grant absolution for your crimes against conservative humanity by issuing you a rare Conservative Credits Certificate.

Personally, I don't need one, but I might get one just in case I get an urge to spew that sHillary's cankles are sexy.

Mr Minority

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