Kerry is a Poodle

In this day and age of demographically dividing American Voters into "groups" to poll their opinions, well John Kerry loses with the Dog Lovers of America.

"He shouldn't even be elected to a dogcatcher position," a reader of this Web site remarked recently of John Kerry. A new poll suggests this may be more than hyperbole. The American Kennel Club and BankOne surveyed American dog lovers and found that the owners of man's best friend are not evenly divided on the presidential candidates. Like regular church attendees, dog lovers prefer to run in George W. Bush's yard.

Asked which candidate they'd trust to walk Fido, dog owners favored Mr. Bush 51% to 37%. Asked which candidate would be better for their pooch's happiness, 44% favored Mr. Bush over 37% for Mr. Kerry. But perhaps more troublesome for the Democrat is what happened when participants were asked which dog breed they most closely associated with each candidate. For Mr. Bush, two breeds tied at 20% each: the Labrador retriever, the most popular family dog in America, and the Rottweiler, often used as a guard dog. As for Mr. Kerry, 15% associated him with Labs--but 14% picked a poodle (the poll didn't specify a French poodle).

Bush comes out on top in all the surveys, and John Kerry comes out where he belongs, on the sides of the Pooper-Scooper. And by the way, Vilmar and Allan at the Barking Moonbat Early Warning site have been calling Kerry the "Poodle" for a long time, good guess guys!! And you know, I dislike poodles. They are always running around nervously trying to impress you, they pee all over the place and if you watch them closely, they will fake getting hurt and throw their buddy's medals over walls. I have no use for them.

Mr Minority