Free Pr0n & Toys!!
Want to see "Raunchy Swiss Granny Playing Naked Checkers with Teenage Dwarves"? Want to see a gag ball up close and personal? Then all you have to do is show up for jury duty in Kansas!
The old saying of "Beautiful is in the eye of the beholder" can now be revised to say "Obscenity is in the eye of the Jury" and those eyes will be wide open in wonderment.
That is one jury that people will be trying to get on instead of out of, and the closed door session ought to be real.....lively, a true "working" session.
I wonder if they will have it on Court TV? I really want to see a video of the prosecution holding up various "toys", explaining their purpose and trying to keep a serious and straight face during the whole thing.
Who I really feel sorry for is Mr Middle Aged Husband trying to explain to his wife that he has jury duty viewing porn with a bunch of women, riiiiiiight!
Mr Minority
OLATHE, Kan. - Separate grand jury investigations in two Kansas counties are expected to decide what's too obscene for businesses to sell.
Courts in Johnson and Wyandotte counties began selecting grand juries Monday in the case pushed the Kansas City chapter of the National Coalition for the Protection of Children & Families, which delivered petitions to six county prosecutors in May seeking investigations of 32 businesses.
In the next several weeks, the jurors could decide what is and what isn't obscene, setting standards for their Kansas communities. The jurors could be asked to watch adult videos, review adult toys, or even take field trips to the businesses.
"We don't know yet what they're going to want to see," said Wyandotte County District Attorney Jerome Gorman. "Each community has to answer for itself what it will tolerate."
The old saying of "Beautiful is in the eye of the beholder" can now be revised to say "Obscenity is in the eye of the Jury" and those eyes will be wide open in wonderment.
That is one jury that people will be trying to get on instead of out of, and the closed door session ought to be real.....lively, a true "working" session.
I wonder if they will have it on Court TV? I really want to see a video of the prosecution holding up various "toys", explaining their purpose and trying to keep a serious and straight face during the whole thing.
Who I really feel sorry for is Mr Middle Aged Husband trying to explain to his wife that he has jury duty viewing porn with a bunch of women, riiiiiiight!
Mr Minority
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