Tuesday, March 29, 2005

We're Doooooomed!! Sez the Koran

According to a Palewhinian Scholar, the US will be wiped out in 2007 by a big Tsunami.
A thorough analysis of the Koran reveals that the US will cease to exist in the year 2007, according to research published by Palestinian scholar Ziad Silwadi.

The study, which has caught the attention of millions of Muslims worldwide, is based on in-depth interpretations of various verses in the Koran. It predicts that the US will be hit by a tsunami larger than that which recently struck southeast Asia.

"The tsunami waves are a minor rehearsal in comparison with what awaits the US in 2007," the researcher concluded in his study. "The Holy Koran warns against the Omnipotent Allah's force. A great sin will cause a huge flood in the Atlantic and Pacific oceans."

His fear, he said, is that the world economy, which relies heavily on the US dollar, would be deeply affected by the collapse of the US.

"It would be fair to say that the world would be better off with a US that is not a superpower and that does not take advantage of weak nations than a world where this country does not exist at all," he added."The world will certainly lose a lot if and when this disaster occurs because of the great services that American society has rendered to the economy, industry and science."

Silwadi said his study of the Koran showed that the US would perish mainly because of its great sins against mankind, including the Native Americans and blacks.

Guess what Mr Silwadi, my Bible says that everyone, except Christian believers, are going to be destroyed in the future also, but it doesn't say when. Many scholars have tried, and failed, to predict the end of the world, and it's still here. And it was real nice of Mr Silwadi to be concerned about us, because what his predicted evestation of the US, will have on the world economy. I am so sure that this "prediction" is wrong, that I am going to put MORE money into my retirement fund, because I believe it and the US are going to be here after 2007.

Mr Minority