High Crimes in Tennesse (No Not Al-Bot)
When things seem at they're lowest, could they get any worst? Yes they can! He is a story of Kidnapping that will churn your stomach.
Oh My God!! Someone kidnapped the Romines' little Michael Moore!! The Inhumanity!!
They pignapped their concrete porkers!! Just think of the nefarious sexual activities that the "Pignappers" are performing on these innocent little concrete piggies!! I knew that Democrats were low, but I didn't think they would ever stoop this low. Holding this poor couple's lawn ornaments ransom for a cheap Kerry Vote. I bet it was Terry McAuliffe
who master minded this crime. He steals votes, why not piggies? He has also has the motive, since his ex-girlfriend was slaughtered to make bacon, he is now resorting to using concrete swine to satisfy his beastial lusts.
It has to be the Dems, they stole the pigs, but left the chickens. You know the Dems wouldn't steal their own Brothers and Sisters.
What is the political ramifications behind this? Who knows what goes through the minds of the lowly Donk?
The Donks say that they represent the "Middle-Class", but here they go and kidnap Billy Bob and Bobby Sue Porker. Don't you just hate hypocrites.
Now they are carving up Bobby Sue and sending the pieces to reinforce their demands for a potatoe and the mandatory display of a "Al Was Screwed in 2000" yard sign. It is definitely time to find the perpetrators of this crime of Pork Passion.
I've heard of Pork Barrel politics, but this tops it all.
Mr Minority
By JANE STEGMEIER - The (Gallatin) News Examiner
Did ''the big bad wolf'' kidnap Mary and Bobby Romines' swine?
That's what police here are investigating.
On Tuesday, the Romineses received a ransom letter that was signed ''the big bad wolf.''
Oh My God!! Someone kidnapped the Romines' little Michael Moore!! The Inhumanity!!
''They think they have me buffaloed, but now I'm mad,'' Mary Romines said of the ''pignappers.''
''They may think it's funny, but they're going to be charged with theft.''
Police Chief John Tisdale said once his department catches the kidnapper, the responsible person will be charged.
Two concrete porkers, each about 1 foot tall, were taken from the Romineses' yard sometime between June 26 and the early morning hours of June 27, according to police records.
They pignapped their concrete porkers!! Just think of the nefarious sexual activities that the "Pignappers" are performing on these innocent little concrete piggies!! I knew that Democrats were low, but I didn't think they would ever stoop this low. Holding this poor couple's lawn ornaments ransom for a cheap Kerry Vote. I bet it was Terry McAuliffe
who master minded this crime. He steals votes, why not piggies? He has also has the motive, since his ex-girlfriend was slaughtered to make bacon, he is now resorting to using concrete swine to satisfy his beastial lusts.
The pig statues were taken from her front yard, around a birdbath and beneath an arch surrounded by other cement swine brethren and chickens.
The chickens were moved but not stolen.
It has to be the Dems, they stole the pigs, but left the chickens. You know the Dems wouldn't steal their own Brothers and Sisters.
What is the political ramifications behind this? Who knows what goes through the minds of the lowly Donk?
One pig is presumably male, sporting blue overalls, while the other is presumably female, decked out in a pink dress.
The Donks say that they represent the "Middle-Class", but here they go and kidnap Billy Bob and Bobby Sue Porker. Don't you just hate hypocrites.
On Monday, the Romineses received a cooked pork chop with a note that said, ''cooked the pig.''
Tuesday night, the ''pignappers'' left the Romineses another letter, this time attached to a bag of pork rinds asking if she was scared. The letter demanded a potato, and the note was signed from ''the big bad wolf.''
Now they are carving up Bobby Sue and sending the pieces to reinforce their demands for a potatoe and the mandatory display of a "Al Was Screwed in 2000" yard sign. It is definitely time to find the perpetrators of this crime of Pork Passion.
I've heard of Pork Barrel politics, but this tops it all.
Mr Minority
